Fucking Up Our Lives, Guys
Fucking Up Our Lives, Guys
Blog Article
Let's be honest here, dudes. We're absolutely screwing things up/over/to hell. Look around. Our brains/lives/relationships are a goddamn mess/disaster/train wreck. We procrastinate. Our goals/dreams/aspirations are gathering dust like that ancient cereal in the back of your pantry/pair of shoes you haven't worn since high school/guitar you swore you'd learn to play. We're headed for a wall.
Maybe it's time we tried harder/faced facts/admitted defeat and stopped making excuses?
“2. Meant to Be Fucked by You, Guys”
You guys have about this, right? This is the real deal, the kind of nonsense that gets your blood pumping. No time for wimps here, only those who crave it all. We're talking about getting down and feeling every inch of the ride.
- Dump that lame stuff you’ve been seeing.
- Here's where the real pleasure is.
- Take what you deserve: a wild, screaming trip.
It's not demanding. We’re just telling you the truth.
fellas: Bro Get down with me Me Immediately ASAP
Look, I'm not Messing around. I'm feeling it right now and I need some Satisfaction. Don't Waste around with BS, just Hit that already. I'm Hot and waiting for you to Show me what you got.
Don't be a chicken, I know you want to.
Help! These Dudes {Want to Fuck Me|Think They Can Have Their Way With Me
I mean, come on! It's like they can't Take a Hint. I've been trying to Be Firm, but they just {Keep Coming Back|Won't Leave Me Alone . It's getting {ReallyCreepy.
- Perhaps It's Time I Talk to My Landlord About This.
- For Real| This is getting Out of Hand.
I'm Telling You, more info I just want to Be Left Alone in Safety! Is that too much to ask?
Bro's Fire this Fucking Insane
Tonight, we're gonna blow the roof off. I'm talking about a legendary sesh. We gotta crank it up and live it up. I've got {a playlist on fire|epic beats that will have you sweating.
We're gonna rage all night long. So, are you ready to get down??
Let's make this a night to remember.
Screw It, I'm Calling the Guys
Sometimes, life/shit/problems just gets too much/out of hand/stupid. You're tired/pissed off/done and the only solution is to hang out with your friends/grab some beers/get wasted. It doesn't matter what you're doing/working on/feeling. Just grab your phone and call up the bros/boys/crew. They'll understand/be there for you/probably judge you no matter what.
- It's a rite of passage/guy thing/solid plan
- A few drinks will clear things up.
- They'll probably tell you to chill out/make fun of your situation/suggest a wild plan.